v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
by frankyfarts May 20, 2010
Get the pornedmug. by coronavirus 14841 March 24, 2020
Get the Pornmug. Okay then mate. I know your trying to search this shit up but it’s time for you to stop being a pervert and do some real work in life.
Alvin: Hey Adam!
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.
Adam: Hey Alvin my bro what’s good?
Alvin: Did you see Lana Rhoads new porn movie?
Adam: No what did she do?
Alvin: She sucked some big dick and all of the sudden she grew her tits even more!
Adam: Do you seriously have to tell me this? I’m being sarcastic and I don’t want to hear this shit at all my guy! You are 32 years old and yet you didn’t get a job and never got married and still watching this shit?! Grow up fam!
Alvin: Well then, that was harsh. Sorry man.
Adam: it’s okay.
Alvin: But actually tho her tits are good!
Adam: ... I need to go find a therapist.
by Wael blox August 24, 2020
Get the Pornmug. by Pringle man December 25, 2020
Get the Pornmug. by Leo is Sexy January 19, 2018
Get the Pornmug. Erotic pictures, videos, literature, etc. It is the greatest thing on God's earth givin to man. Some people try to say they never watch it or only lonley guys without girlfriends watch it but they are all lying. Every normal man, straight or gay, watches it at least once in a while. No one is to busy fucking all the time to watch porn. There is those who watch an excessive amount though and they often are strange creeps prone to child molestatin.
I like to watch all types of porn.
by hasafienda January 8, 2005
Get the Pornmug. Two words: Videotaped prostitution.
Can't get a hooker because it's illegal? That's ok. If you videotape it, it's legal! That's porn for ya.
by Some random computer user April 21, 2013
Get the Pornmug.