Bloody tide pool

The menstrauting vagina of a woman with crabs.

Who knows whatcha gonna catch if you stick your dick in Yolanda's bloody tide pool.

by Haje Haje August 28, 2010

"pool ornaments"

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007

Pool Beans

Mrs Pool Beans eats these her favorite type is poop beans

Mrs Pool Beans- I love these poop pool beans
Vinny- that’s nasty

by McDonalds Fatty November 28, 2019

The pool is closed

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained

"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"

by The great panzer of the lake August 29, 2018

Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter

Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was

by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019

drop kids off at pool

to take a shit

Bob's in the bathroom, dropping some kids off at the pool

by Jacky January 21, 2004

poolee

For Marines, at this phase of their lives this is the point where they have a chance to turn back before stepping on those yellow footprints and realizing they made a huge mistake. It's the point where you've signed the dotted line but haven't yet been to boot camp. Despite having never been to boot camp, poolees will never shut up about the Marine Corps and have an annoyingly high level of motivation only recruiters/RA Marines can tolerate. The only people on Earth, besides recruits, who give a fuck about general USMC knowledge, like the General Orders or Leadership Traits. As much as it's fun talking shit about poolees, one should nonetheless appreciate the fact that at least some millennials aren't total fucking hippies/communists/ISIS fags.

Being the dumbass poolee that he was, Johnny wore a USMC shirt everywhere in hopes that he can get some pussy.

by dangitBobby December 21, 2016