Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.

Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!

by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010

Skeet Pong

A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.

Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.

by Watahmelom July 23, 2023

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

Not so pong

Something that isn't straightforward or simple at all, unlike the original videogame Pong, which was an extremely simple videogame that everyone could understand.
Synonyms: Complicated, convoluted.

You want to understand quantum Physics and cure Cancer? I'm gonna tell you, it's not so pong as you think it is.

by Hexagon Force January 13, 2023

Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.

Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.

by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009

Ming Pong

When you look from place to place and all you can see are mingers.

I was downtown with Luke in the KFC line and it was like a game of Ming Pong.

by stranoster January 20, 2010

Dartmouth Pong

The original form of beer pong, invented at the Ivy League university Dartmouth College. It has a storied history and is played using ping pong paddles without the handles. Far superior to the beer pong played at every other college.

Let's play some Dartmouth pong on Frat Row later

by dmouth1769 March 12, 2022