pomance

Much like romance, but indicating a love for the pussy, and nothing else.

-You been spending a lot of time with that broad, you in love?

-No man, it's just pomance.

by Allowishus January 3, 2008

pomf

abbreviation for "poop on my face".

It started as a phrase said in times of exasperation between two friends in a suburban area of upstate new york. Since then, it has spread like the swine flu. It can be seen sported on t-shirts worn by only the coolest high school students.

Person one: Ughhhhhhhhh I have to study for an AP test. POMF!
Person two: aw man, yes, POYF!

by dontpomf January 2, 2010

pomade

What emo kids need to survive

*an emo kids myspace bulletin*
OMGOSH I LYKE NEEDZZ MY POMADE I LOST IT NOW MI HAIRZZ GOIN TO BE MESSED UP AHHHHH IM going crazeyy ahhh *shoots self* but newayz leave me a comment or comment my piczz cause im soooo upset :( :( :(

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

pompalong

the new word for wardrobe. wardrobe is way too old for us to be using, this is the better, snazzier version. all the cool kids use it(read as: you should too).

Wow, like I totally need a new Spring pompalong.

by HaleyStar February 18, 2004

Pompaneity

The ability to be spontaneously pompous.

During a dialogue, he demonstrated pompaneity by suddenly spewing pompous remarks.

by newo_nemo November 4, 2011

pmfag

a pmfag is a dude who acts completely normal during the day but at night becomes a complete fag and lives a second life dedicated to butt sex with men.

Larry is such a pmfag. I caught him riding in the car with that queer dnatello last night and he tried to say oh my car broke down but they were riding in his car at the time... dumb ass faggot.

by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015

Poofa

Basically the same as poofy but cooler

"wow my hair is so poofa today!"

by jishhduuuun February 29, 2016