crowd pleaser

A person that has sexual relations with many different people.

Ifty: Man, that girl hops on every guy she meets.

Evan: Damn, what a crowd pleaser.

by randyn January 17, 2008

Pleaseagain

The undeniable request for a beer (preferably Keystone).

Pleaseagain is not just a phrase. It is a lifestyle.

The lifestyle includes:
Being a man.
Relentlessly talking shit to all humans.
Making instructional videos.
Dominating beers of all shapes and sizes.
Dominating all bar activities.
Yelling at white trash from the car window.
Splashing white trash with puddles on rainy days.
Handing out dirtnaps to habitual line crossers.
Being hunter gatherers on walks home.
Dominating dance contests.
Dominating the front porch.
Dominating drinking games.
Donating money to Bill Grays at least once a week.
Eating free subs.
Blowing the whistle.
Continual use of "thats what she said" as well as "no homo" and "super homo".
Saying gay shit.
Never having fun if the homie's can't have none.
Other intangibles that most humans do not possess.

(DR)

Dave: I love Keystone.
Mike: I love it so much I can't see out of my right eye.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Dave: Pleaseagain!
Mike: Eat dirt.
(Mike comes back in the room with beer to quench Dave's desire for more beer)

by Keith Stone Light August 2, 2011

Special Pleading

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.

Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

by all the good ones were taken. July 14, 2009

Pleasant Grove

Pleasant Grove is located in the south east portion Dallas! it has its mixtures of Blacks and Hispanics. People here go to W.W Samuel, H. Grady Spruce, or Skyline High schools. Grove side- bruton bazaar closed tuesdays and wednesdays , bruton oaks, edward tiche,florence, carnival, fiesta, and malones.. buckner, bruton prairie creek, masters, lake june, scyene, millitary no what im talkin bout.I represent tha grove thats where im from. PGT pleasant grove tx!

If you haven't been to pleasant grove you haven't been to Dallas!

by Vincent Bryan August 7, 2008

Please Remove My Definitions

I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.

Please remove all of my definitions

by 1_WTC_Lock November 29, 2004

damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.

Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020