Pleaseagain 

The undeniable request for a beer (preferably Keystone).

Pleaseagain is not just a phrase. It is a lifestyle.

The lifestyle includes:
Being a man.
Relentlessly talking shit to all humans.
Making instructional videos.
Dominating beers of all shapes and sizes.
Dominating all bar activities.
Yelling at white trash from the car window.
Splashing white trash with puddles on rainy days.
Handing out dirtnaps to habitual line crossers.
Being hunter gatherers on walks home.
Dominating dance contests.
Dominating the front porch.
Dominating drinking games.
Donating money to Bill Grays at least once a week.
Eating free subs.
Blowing the whistle.
Continual use of "thats what she said" as well as "no homo" and "super homo".
Saying gay shit.
Never having fun if the homie's can't have none.
Other intangibles that most humans do not possess.

(DR)

Dave: I love Keystone.
Mike: I love it so much I can't see out of my right eye.
Mike: I'll be right back.
Dave: Pleaseagain!
Mike: Eat dirt.
(Mike comes back in the room with beer to quench Dave's desire for more beer)

Pleaseagain by Keith Stone Light August 2, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012