among us players

Idiots

Horny Girl: LOOKING FOR BF PLS DATE ME
Regular Person: no
Eiti: YELLOW KILLED MY FRIEND ON DISCORD

Among us players have 0 iq

by BigSmoke40 November 16, 2020

Player 2

1. A gaming buddy who will often visit s friend's house, and play his friend's video games (with his friend)as the Player 2, or second player in 1 vs 1 matches. These may or my not (but often are), games said player 2 does not own and is often bad to mediocre at. A Player 2 can be characterized by being owned by his friend many times in any said game for the first few visits, but then gets to the point when he/she wins upwards of 40% of the time. These are often close friends, and don't stay sore about losing. However, their friend may cheat against them, or get them frustrated by causing their character (or whatever they play as in the game) to consistently epic fail through said Player 2. A good player 2 will eventually get good at said games, but will never NEVER ask for their friend to go easy on them unless they are not having fun.

2. More simply, the second player in a two or more player video game.

Player 2 :

I have no X Box, but I was playing Halo 3 at my friend's house a few times. He kept in sniping me and using invisibility and bullshit to kill me, but in the end I killed him like five times. I came over the next week, and after a while I got a three kill streak with the gravity hammer, and was harassing him using the hornet, hut he still won.

My other friend came over my house, and we played Star Wars Rebel Strike: Rogue Squadron 3 on my blue cube. I shot him down like four times in one game, then in rampage mode my score was three times his. About a few years later, he manages to beat me in rampage sometimes, and can beat me in a dog fight if he cheats with lock on missiles, or if I bs and fly dramatically.

by DiabolicalSalamanderw/ Shotgun April 7, 2009

High School Football Player

The high school football player is the epitome of awesomeness and swag all bottled into 1 walking shit for brains toolbag. In the high school food chain the football player is a cut above the rest when it comes to everything including raw athleticism, obvious swagger and straight-up toughness resulting in aquiring an abundance of girls who, by the laws of high school, are required to be with them. On the rare occurrance that said football player were team captain it emphasizes the previously stated attributes by nearly infinite. El Capitano is very aware of all of this and flaunts it harder than a $2 hooker on a saturday night at the club. Whether it is flooding social networking sites with pointless updates, wearing his jersey in a way similar to the way an SS officer wore his in the 1940s, and showing public displays of affection to his girl who really deserves someone much better, lets say for example the funny, sarcastic, intelligent, socially awkward, down-to-earth, alternate captain of the high school hockey team, who really understands her, the captain is a complete fuckface. But instead she is blinded by the astounding amount of toughness and idiocracy that he has to display to keep his high school reputation intact. However little does our self-centered wanna-be leader know that once he graduates high school he will count for nothing in society, most likely pump gas for a living, and can only think back on what a total dick and waste of life he was at 18 years old.

The high school footbal player runs his school.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.

by the_next_big_thing October 26, 2011

kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!

OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!

by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019

Hockey PLAYER

Typically Canadian. Main goal in life is to not only score many points in a game, but to also score with as many chicks as possible.

Mike is a typical Hockey PLAYER

by suzy canadia November 9, 2005

Smash player

A Smash player is someone who plays a Smash Bros. game. The stereotypical Smash player is a smelly nerd that plays the game all day, only plays on legal stages, items never on, and is a pedophile. This isn't the case most of the time. Smash players are people of all ages that enjoy the game competitively or casually. The majority are competitive players. There are plenty of cringe/weird people in the community, but there is also plenty of really nice people as well. Many people make the generalization that Smash players are smelly nerds because they assume that since they spend lots of time on the game, they don't spend anytime on hygiene. This is true for some players, but not the majority of people. The stereotype that Smash players are pedophiles rose because in July, 2020, numerous sexual misconduct allegations were posted on Twitter about Smash players. These allegations were risen on over fifty members of the Super Smash Bros. community, including some of the game's most well-known professional players, commentators, tournament organizers, and content creators. The accusations included instances of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and sexual abuse of minors.

Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Ewww, so you're a pedophile.
Smash player: Fuck off.

Another situation:
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Cool. I used to play that game, I sucked at it.
Smash player: Maybe we could play it together sometime and I can teach you.

by SipTR December 6, 2020

player

A guy that is easiest to fall for, hardest to forget.

I fell in love with a player, he broke my heart... but yet, I still can't forget him.

by Lisha and Beka January 29, 2008