fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Piss Pint

A drinking game created in the United Kingdom, whilst its origin is somewhat unknown, the rules of the game are simple.

On a night out with the lads, the first person who needs to break the seal (first piss of the night), must fill a pint glass with their piss and then chug it.

Lad 1: We playing Piss Pint tonight, lads?
Lad 2: Aye.
Lad 3: Aw shit, I'm busting already.
Lad 4: Chug it down sunshine!

by Maykko May 30, 2024

Pint dweller

A distinctly inner north of Melbourne phenomenon, a pint dweller is a guy who only would ever get a pint. He has been in multiple bands and possibly been a sound guy. He will wax lyrical about how shit the Naarm scene has become. Your typical pint dweller is wearing a local band merch t shirt that doesn’t quite fit and hugs his growing paunch. He doesn’t respect rules around non smoking areas in venues. He leaves behind a string of relationships with women who thought they could help him clean up his act. He likely has a vitamin deficiency. Legendary scenester or hopeless villain? You decide.

“Don’t you know that pint dweller having an ciggie outside the Tote?”

by Pint_Dweller_69 January 23, 2024

Pint, fight, shite

The philosophy of the quintessential Mansfield Lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Tooth-Pinting

The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.

“Yo we just caught Griffin Tooth-Pinting bro”

by sudosience February 18, 2025

House Pint

A pint on the house!

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!

by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024