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puddlely

When there are large amounts of puddles on the ground.

Not to be confused with Puddly or a small pool of water.
Alex: "It rained a lot last night!"

Jared: "Now it's all puddlely!"
by Chillarity October 13, 2011
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turd puddle

Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
by BuzzlightyearND October 27, 2010
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eskimo puddle

Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.

Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.

2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.

Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.

Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!

Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."

eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
by akaemyers February 1, 2012
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Jemima Puddleducks

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs
Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!
by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012
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rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...
Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!
by Borgata November 22, 2015
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Nut puddle

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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puddle of mudd

by barchicka August 4, 2003
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