blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009

Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

Twilight-Phobic

A person who is scared of all things to do with Twilight

Javi is so twilight-phobic that he can't even hear the word "Twilight" without freaking out.

by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008

Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.

1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.

by folkish February 11, 2010

phonisode

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.

1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"

by The Teek April 24, 2007

photaux pas

In an online social network, such as Facebook, the commission of a mild offense or faux pas of innocently tagging a friend in a photo, image, or video in a way that they deem undesirable or inappropriate.

Adam: Dude! Why did you tag me in that video with the stripper?!?

Bob: Sorry man, my photaux pas.

by CleffedUp May 6, 2010