klik_phile_v2

a sweaty tryhard that only plays on minecraft and that always says he's not sweaty while he is blockhitting 24/7

stop being such a Klik_Phile_v2

by DOOD haha April 1, 2018

Pudge-a-phile

A person who is attracted to persons with a little meat on there bones. Can also be considered a chubby chaser, but ever since that one true life episode, no one wants to use that word.

Also can be considered a person who preys on chubby chicks, like your local mexicans, or the old guys that live down your street.

Bill: Damn, check out wide glide over there. She lookin' good.

Ted: Yo, you's a pudge-a-phile, mane.

by Cool Story Broseph Stalin January 13, 2011

National slap Darius Phills day

Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.

"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".

by Darius Phills November 4, 2020

philosophical discussion

A blowjob

We had a philosophical discussion last night.

You blew him?!

by sheeyat July 13, 2014

Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.

You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.

by JohnQDom August 20, 2011

pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets

someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile

by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003

homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015