periodong 

blood on a mans penis (dong) after intercourse due to a woman being on her period

damnn, the sex last night was so good we didn't even realize she was on her period until i noticed my periodong

i was freaking out at the blood on my dick until i realized it was just periodong

i dont mind periodong- yeah its messy, but at least i know my girlfriends not pregnant

periodong by periodingdong May 11, 2016

Ass Period 

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.

I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.

Ass Period by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.

Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

insultation period by FlagrantRealism February 2, 2018

period shits

The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.

I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.

period shits by cjbj September 1, 2009

period 

A monthly cycle every girl goes through, which can sometimes cause, cramps, bloating, fatigue.

Stacy: is your stomach hurting?
Kayla: Yes and i feel bloated and tired.
Stacy: Well that explains the blood on your pants...
Kayla: oh shit my period is here!

period by Invisiblewoman646 December 9, 2008

Period 2 hunger 

The intense hunger one experiences whilst at school at the end of Period 2 (around 10.15-10.30am).

Oh no! Ive got Period 2 hunger!

Period 2 hunger by hungrykid October 19, 2008

period boner

when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner

oh shit I just realized I made myself a period boner

period boner by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016