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pokey the penguin

1 : Pokey the Penguin lives with his family in the arctic circle!!! Say hello to Pokey!!!!!

2 : Pokey the Penguin is an educational children's cartoon! Pokey and his pals have fun and learning about the hazards of the arctic circle!
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by Emme December 22, 2003
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Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!
"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"
by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009
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Penguin Honest

The most honest a person can be and most honest you can possibly get! EVER!
I Love you.

Penguin honest??

Penguin Honest :)
by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009
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penguin attack

When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.
You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!
by The Regent October 18, 2010
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Crabby Penguin

Manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite 'Crabs', typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, "penguin-like" dance to onlookers.
Mickey Rourke: What the hell is that wonky dance Lindsay Lohan is doing over there?

Danny Trejo: Dance? That aint no dance. She's doing the crabby penguin!

Mickey Rourke: Is she now?

Danny Trejo: Yeah, the little slut.

Mickey Rourke: Would you excuse me? I think I need to go help her do the crabby penguin.
by Christhejizzmopper October 27, 2010
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Penguin Waddle

The uncomfortable and visually peculiar method of walking that one must utilize after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
Oh man, look at that penguin waddle! Shana must've been rammed hard last night.
by mr exx February 21, 2009
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Shotgunning a penguin

“Dude I woke up this morning and I was shotgunning a penguin
by Mississippi_Sister_Fucker July 19, 2019
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