Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 26, 2010

Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kiddos. Mainly labelled as men but can be women as well.

'Alex steer watches little girls in school because he is a pedophile.'

by KrustyKrabPizz4 January 25, 2018

PEDOPHILE PLATES

Growing support in Minnesota and other states for license plates that alert the general public of a vehicle registered to a pedophile.

There is a car at the park with pedophile plates.

by Minnesotans For A Better MN June 8, 2018

Pedophile

A person who is interested in people under the age of 13

You:little boy addict are you a pedophile
Little boy addict: yes I am

by Killerskyhawk November 12, 2019

Pedophile

A stupid fuck who likes kids

Damn, herbert the pervert is definitely a pedophile

by fuckoffduckoff January 29, 2021

Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.

A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!

by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021