One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

John Peel

God: a likeness. A higher being.

What does God look like? John Peel comes darn close

by Chris Trew February 26, 2005

whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

by thai rye July 19, 2005

peel a cap

To shoot someone in the head.In the process there skin is peeled from the bullet entry.

I love blowin mothafukaz heads off.Today i gotta peel a cap!!

by Downer1 P.A.K. July 31, 2006

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

Peepalo

A peepalo is a creepy individual who "peeps" or pries into other people's business without them knowing. After "peeping" into other people's affairs, they "peep" back out into their own cave.

AKA: A harmless/creepy stalker

1-When "S" was sleeping over "K"'s house, she kindly requested that the door of "K"'s room to be locked because she was deathly afraid of peepalos creeping into "K"'s room.

2- When "E" and her friends were eating pizza at a restaurant, she kept "peeping" at the delivery boy. She was being such a "Peepalo".

by Teffi June 11, 2009

peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."

Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.

by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009