do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

alligator pears

Australian slang for avocado.

I just ate some delicious alligator pears!

by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009

looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them

'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'

by Donkid January 21, 2009

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

Pear

1. Pear (n.) A fruit in the Rosaceae family. Native in Asia and Central Europe.
2. Pear (adj.) A young lady who's bottom and hips are large, plump, and shapely, with the exception of small breasts.

1. That pear tasted very sweet, just like i like it.
2. Jeez man, Mariah is such a pair, I can't stop staring at her gorgeous butt!

by Sham7 December 21, 2014

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

by dougie jamieson March 8, 2015