pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

Lucy Pear

a threesome with 1 girl and 2 guys; MMF

It refers to the hip hop group with the same name

Cam: Yo guess who had a threesome last night

Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?

Cam:.....yeah

Donny: That doesn't count!

by Mastermind15 November 24, 2007

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

prickles in a pear

From Disney Channel, meaning you're in trouble.

I forgot my homework! I guess I've got my prickles in a pear!

by ywy3lover September 9, 2023

Pear

Someone who is a big dork, eats raw macaroni and does asmr, mostly saying reeeee.

Yeah that's a pear.

by softgaybabey03 July 15, 2019

pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

by dougie jamieson March 8, 2015

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016