Paeter

1. A giant serving of whale urine
2. An ass the size of Chinada ( a cross breed of the chinese penises and canadian bacon)
3. A large Wii remote shaped penis
4. A homo banker who is in your room stalking your cat
5. A Homo-genius mixture of blood/ urine/ and fish
semen.
6. Gay fish.
7. Lesbian cattle.

Your mom is such a paeter, why can't we sleep together!

by Homo-genius Cattle April 13, 2009

payeton

A beautiful charismatic lady who is destined for success and a life filled with lots of love and happiness. Payeton brightens every room she enters and makes everyone's day better just by her presence. If your blessed to know Payeton and better yet be a friend of Payeton's then you can consider yourself extremely lucky as you have a very loyal and strong friend who will be by your side through thick and thin and until the very end!

I can't wait to hangout with Payeton today, everytime we get together she makes life seem so much better!

by PartyInParadise930 June 9, 2019

Payton

A girl that had a rough background, but can still see the future. She knows when she's not wanted. But still is loving and caring about everything,

"wow I hate Payton but she still cares about me"

by TheOnlythingIhave September 4, 2017

payton

a payton is normally a mix of a bitch and a sweetheart. she plays hard to get and normally likes someone that doesnt like her back. she gets rid of fake friends right away and is never around toxic people. she has a special sarcastic talent as well.

Joshua: did you see how sarcastic payton was in class?
Annalise: yes! it was very funny.

by sarcasm queen😇 November 25, 2018

Payton

A girl who is very strong, smart, beautiful, amazing. If you meet a Payton she will not let you down. She is super duper duper funny and every time you talk to her you will most likely pee your pants. Payton is a fearless and terrific girl! She is super attractive in all the boys like her and many girls are jealous of her and wish they could be her. You are the luckiest person if you have a friend who's named Payton.

Payton is so strong!

I was talking to Payton, and almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!

by Adal March 28, 2019

Payton

this is the epitome of not wearing protection during hardcore kinky shit... Might be gay

Parent: hi MISTAKE how was your day?

Payton: i´m not GAY

by BigDicksForKids November 5, 2019

Payton

A guy that has really long fingers. Looks so much like Adam Sandler its scary. Is very jewish.

Did you see that new Payton Movie
You mean Adam Sandler
No Payton

by Paul Harveyy January 8, 2017