Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"
by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016
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Loosely based on one of J.K Rowling's character from Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson... yes, the biatch of the book (Apart from Lavender...)
Loosely based on one of J.K Rowling's character from Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson... yes, the biatch of the book (Apart from Lavender...)
She's coming, you better hide before she pulls a Pansy.
Oh crap, she's pulling a Pansy over an untied shoelace!
Oh crap, she's pulling a Pansy over an untied shoelace!
by Jiyu February 5, 2008
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Get the arkansas queef patty mug.The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"
by BLAGOVEHICH April 12, 2012
Get the State Patty's Day mug.1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008
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