A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.
A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot
Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.
Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.
Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.
ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"
flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.