a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 21, 2009
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The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
by smokeyblair June 7, 2019
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by asddssfklj;d April 6, 2009
Get the paramin mug.Everyone has a different idea of their paradise, or vacation spot that would be absolutely perfect for them. In this case, the word 'beautiful' and paradise go hand-in-hand. a common phrase can be 'wow, this place is beautiful...its absolute paradise'. some of the popular 'beautiful' paradise spots could include any of the following
1. ski resorts
2. mountains
3. rainforest
4. countryside
5. beach/ocean (my personal favorite)
6. lake resorts
7. city
8. suburban towns
9. towns filled with culture (such as Europe and Costa Rica)
10. outback
11. savannah
1. ski resorts
2. mountains
3. rainforest
4. countryside
5. beach/ocean (my personal favorite)
6. lake resorts
7. city
8. suburban towns
9. towns filled with culture (such as Europe and Costa Rica)
10. outback
11. savannah
1. I want to go to The Alps, it's paradise!
2. I want to go to Tibet and see the mountains to relax in paradise
3. A person was telling me about the rainforst's in Maui, sounds like paradise!
4. A friend mentioned they lived in Montana in the countryside, he said it sucked, but I thought it sounded like paradise
5. I want to go to The Bahamas, its ABSOLUTE PARADISE!
6. I hear there are good lake resorts throughout Canada, must be paradise
7. I have only lived in the countryside damnit! I need to go to the big city and experience life!
8. I have only lived in the city damnit! I need to go to the suburban towns and get some zest in my life!
9. She told me about traveling through Italy, sounds amazing...like paradise
10. a new exchange student is from Australian outback, i've only heard of outback steakhouse, I think I should visit there, he said its paradise
11. I am going hunting in Africa, I don't really want to run into any aborigines, but just to get a few wildebeest's and see the african wildlife
2. I want to go to Tibet and see the mountains to relax in paradise
3. A person was telling me about the rainforst's in Maui, sounds like paradise!
4. A friend mentioned they lived in Montana in the countryside, he said it sucked, but I thought it sounded like paradise
5. I want to go to The Bahamas, its ABSOLUTE PARADISE!
6. I hear there are good lake resorts throughout Canada, must be paradise
7. I have only lived in the countryside damnit! I need to go to the big city and experience life!
8. I have only lived in the city damnit! I need to go to the suburban towns and get some zest in my life!
9. She told me about traveling through Italy, sounds amazing...like paradise
10. a new exchange student is from Australian outback, i've only heard of outback steakhouse, I think I should visit there, he said its paradise
11. I am going hunting in Africa, I don't really want to run into any aborigines, but just to get a few wildebeest's and see the african wildlife
by PhatPJ March 19, 2009
Get the paradise mug.1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.
2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.
2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.
Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department
In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.
In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
Get the Paradigm Shift mug.Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.
Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...
Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...
by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005
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