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periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".
I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
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Pacific Rim

When a man licks another mans asshole while another man pees in his face.
by clg123 August 30, 2013
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Pacific Pile-Driver

N. (From the Chinese 鱼磅, or Yú bàng meaning "Fish Pounder") The stinky, sexual act of taking a large skip-jack tuna, or any other, smelly, deep-sea pacific fish, and pounding your partner's genitals with the slimy, scalely, fish, in the middle of intercourse.
Harry: Can i get a fresh tuna? Fishmonger: Yes, but i must ask, why do buy so much pacific tuna? Harry: My Asian girlfriend enjoys a good Pacific Pile-Driver."
by That_guy_in_the_box March 29, 2011
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Pacifist

Freak the mighty woulda told it like it is, if only he was still around.
Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018
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Pacific Rim

Slang phrase describing an Asian's anus. Used most often after Pearl Harbor and during the Vietnam War.
Also the name of a movie where a whole lot of robots do some stupid shit.
"I'm not into Asian girl's most of 'em bitches got that swampy Pacific Rim."
"That girl is a gem, her ass is da best, he pa cific rim, not like all the rest" (rap lyric)
and of course the most popular
"I rimmed her pacific, that shit was terrific."
by Kremdelakrim August 27, 2013
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Pacific Rim

Doing Coke off the rim of the toilet. aka Living life on the edge.
Becky is living life on the edge, seriously in the club bathroom she just pulled a pacific rim.
by The Bra Life June 2, 2014
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Pacifispic

An individual of Filipino decent.

Spics from the Pacific.
"My neighborhood is full of Pacifispics."
by dawndishdetergent March 29, 2009
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