smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010

Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

pasty

A large pastry that a young fellow named Michael Spinks has reportedly banged.

I would not advise trying to visualise this event.

by Random Person May 20, 2004

Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

Pasty

An ugly fat chick with low self respect.

There's no way that pasty is comin' with us.

by Turkey_Dinner August 29, 2006

cornish pasty

morphology of gents groin area in very tight, highly hitched pants - see also camel toe syndrome.

show us yer cornish

by Lionel Wildfowl January 6, 2003