origional

what i am by being by admitting that am not the only one awake at 2 am looking at all these stupid definitions and looking at the spelling of definitions on the top of the screen even though im 17,while listening to nirvina,and haveing an extreme meaningful feeling of existance and for the first time in life for a long time true happieness and expressing it on the internet early in the mournig because im here.

"i am that i am and thats all that i am""all we know is all we are""i dont think anyone will reed this and nobody will vote for this one""i love my girlfriend""quick,hop' like a bunny""i belive in yesterday""2 joints in the mournig 2 at night 2 in the afternoon it makes me feel alright""You can never think whats it matter ohh yeah drugs"i am my own virus"

by ty February 13, 2004

Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

oriolo

an uncool monkey that eats/throws its own poop.

That crazy oriolo was either throwing poop at the cage or stuffing it down its mouth.

by Freddy Freddy November 10, 2008

Orionize

v. To do something in a way which is completely and ridiculously over the top without any sense of the embarassment that a normal person of sound mind would experience.

I noticed that John came to work on Friday dressed as Panama Jack and last week he wore a raccoon skin hat. He really knows how to Orionize.

by Lover of Horses January 1, 2009

Orion

Orion is a very very lucky guy that has the Greatest girlfriend in the world. He is a lowkey freaky mother fucker. When you turn him on there’s nothing to stop him. He will suck u up and lick you down. He is really loyal, loves hunting, and the outdoors. He is O.C.D. When he gets jealous he gets depressed. His girlfriend is his baby girl. She’s beautiful and lucky to have a one of a kind man like him. But he really want to fuck the shit out of her girlfriend and destroy her vagina. That’s how she likes it. She’s also a very very freaky girl. He falls in love really fast and easy and is no one to be playing games with. He loves his girlfriend and she means way more than everything to him. He loves his girl alot.

Orion is no one to be messing with when it comes to the outdoors.

by Legitness.3642 January 15, 2018

Orion

Orion is a force to be reckoned with. Manipulative and cruel, he mercilessly toys with the emotions of anyone foolish enough to desire a friendship.
He turns everybody around him into a puppet, for his own twisted entertainment, or for his mysterious goals. Nobody who has found out his true intentions have lived- barely anybody who has fallen victim to his magnetic charm has survived. Most of the others have killed themselves by now.

"Oh my god- ORION IS A PYSCOPATH"

by whatdoyoucall September 18, 2020

Orion

An Awesome thrash metal band from eastchester who are heavily influenced by Metallica. Quite possibly one of the best young metal bands in existence.
the members are,

Nick Chilson: rhythm guitar and vocals
Anthony carella: lead guitar
AJ spinelli: Drums
James Fitzpatrick:bass

"Yo, I went to see ORION in Long island the other day, the show was INCREDIBLE!"

by metallicaguy July 2, 2009