onion up 

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.

Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.

onion up by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010

Onion Tea 

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

Onion Tea by Delerious420 October 12, 2011

onion juggler 

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.

That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.

onion juggler by Tom Crate January 4, 2012

onion lake bads 

A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back

Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"

Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"

Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"

onion lake bads by Thing696969 April 23, 2014

Onion Poll 

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.

@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.

Onion Poll by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016

onion hoe 

An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.

Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe

onion hoe by atlan200 July 27, 2018

onion culture 

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.

Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.

onion culture by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019