Onetimewaymon

A narcissist, sociopath, gas lighter who claims that they never have done anything more than one time.

Bye onetimewaymon, like I really believe you was with that bitch once.

by Kim Levene June 22, 2023

under-ones

Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.

Her pants were so sheer, you could tell what color her under-ones were.

by PYLB January 15, 2008

woodbury onetime

The act of banging a chick in the dark and then pulling a switcheroo where one partner leaves and then another comes back to take over. With NO knowledge by the victim.

I once pulled a Woodbury Onetime by fucking a chick in the dark, and in the middle, I pulled out, switched with a buddy, and he finished up without the chick ever knowing.

by WB1T July 19, 2009

bang ones

To fight; throw hands

-Yo my nigga we still banging ones after school today or nah

-I'll bang ones wit you anytime just let me know

-when you tryna bang ones ??
-you tryna bang ones rn ?

by Itchy Vagina April 25, 2017

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."

by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018

no ones home

Will do nasty things to you

She’s says “no ones home” you need to know that she would/will do nasty things to you

by mystery04 February 20, 2018

Creeper Onesie

A demonic object only worn by the most retarded

"Take off the Creeper Onesie?? I don't think thats an option mother"

by Goosturbate July 5, 2021