Vanta Lord

(noun)

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The male equivalent to the baddest bitch alive!

Ps: his tiktok is The Vanta Lord, give him a follow and enter The Vanta Realm!!
"That guy is such a Vanta Lord, he reminds me of Agostinho!"
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lord of the flies

A book that perfectly epitomizes the teenage world.

In the same way that the boys were marooned on the island, adults have forced adolescents into a world of their own: high school.
Teachers and administrators are only concerned with keeping kids on the premises, and don't care what kids do to each other.
The resulting culture is logically, brutish, petty, and barbaric.

Few have any regard for their future. (The kids on the island have don't take care of their rescue fire)
The only people with any sense of reason, the nerds, are either completely ignored or overtly persecuted (Ralph, Simon, and Piggy).

In this world, there are no consequences for your actions. People are free to harm as they please, because the only authority present does not care what kids do to kids, only what kids to do teachers and school property.

The real message in the Lord of the Flies was that adolescents, left to their own devices, are naturally inclined to cruelty, destruction, and savagery.

Lord of the Flies is mandatory reading for most high school students. I don't believe it was a coincidence.
"When I was growing up, there seemed to be two main types of teenage fiction around. The first was fluffy (Sweet Valley High et al) and portrayed growing up as a hunky-dory experience, where beautiful boys met beautiful girls, the greatest trauma in life was not being selected for the cheerleading squad, and all lived happily ever after. The second type, which I feasted on with glee, explored reality. They captured just what a difficult and jagged experience growing up can be. Lord Of the Flies was published in 1954 but is still utterly relevant today. Golding uses the playing field of adolescence to explore the roots of evil, tracing the defects of society back to the defects of human nature."

-Sam Mill
by Baikalic May 28, 2007
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Porn Lord

Someone who buys or downloads a lot of porn, therefore is the place to get your porn fix.
John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.
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Time Lord

A time Lord is a being of Gallifreyan origin who has two hearts and when near death can physically change all bodily features. Contrary to popular belief Time Lords do not look like Humans. Humans look like Time Lords. They Came First.
The Doctor from the hit BBC television show is a Time Lord.
by ŚPASTIC FRIDGE January 11, 2015
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rice lord

A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.

OR

Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.
*rice lord steals dude's rice*
dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!

Guy 1: Can I have your rice?
Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.
by St. Mike October 9, 2006
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Lord GooGoo

A nickname for any male who likes Lady Gaga, or any male artist who opens for her.
Simpson: Dude! Did you see Lady Gaga's outfit at the Grammys last night? She looked fabulous!

Dude: Sorry, Lord GooGoo -- I must've missed that. Did she borrow Bjork's swan dress for the evening?
by whiteboyDJ December 4, 2010
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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is the notorious Dark wizard of the magical world. Born "Tom Marvolo Riddle", his fascination with the Dark Arts during his schooling at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, led to his quest for immortality.

Voldemort has chosen Horcruxes as his path to immortaily. He is believed to be the only wizard to have created more than one Horcrux, leaving his soul incredibly fragile and unbalanced. His Horcruxes reside in his Diary, the Gaunt ring, Locket of Slytherin, Hufflepuff's cup, Ravenclaw's diadem, his pet snake Nagini, and most incredible of all, and by accident, inside Harry Potter, the boy whom he failed to kill in his desperation to remove obstacles in his path to domination over the wizarding world.

After his downfall in 1981, which we all know was when the Killing curse he cast failed to kill the victim, Harry Potter, and rebounded on Voldemort himself, not much was seen or heard of Voldermort for 13 years, until 1994, where he made his now famous return to power.

In 1997, during the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort was killed by Harry Potter in a duel sure to be remembered for the rest of time. His legacy is of death and destruction, as he destroyed the lives of so many.

Voldemort's followers were known as Death eaters and were each branded with a tatto depicting a snake emerging from the mouth of a skull.

Voldemort is also known as You-Know-Who, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the Dark Lord.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did terrible things. Terrible, yes, but great.

"There is no good an evil, there is only power... and those to weak to seek it" - Lord Voldemort
by starsofdarkness October 30, 2009
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