by JD G April 02, 2008
Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.
I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
by ZNA March 10, 2015
the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out
by tbar May 19, 2008
When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
by Raul (comes out at night) May 01, 2009
Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.
by Soused February 27, 2007
by dhadda February 26, 2009
The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
by Nilknarf Den January 30, 2006