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just obsessin' 

A term used to imply that you're a fangirl/fanboy of someone
just obsessin' by Absorbz March 29, 2023

obsessical 

(ob-sess-i-cul) To be obsessed with male, or male-ish genitalia; "boy-crazy"; or slightly stalkerish toward men.
"Ryan is ssooooooooo hott."
"You are totally obsessical over him!"
obsessical by Coco-chan January 18, 2008

obsessicane 

(n) a state of mind that inspires behavior designed to drive everyone else around you crazy by obsessing about a weather pattern that may or may not affect your life in the next four weeks.

Steer clear of David today. He discovered a tropical depression forming off the coast of Gambia and is in the eye of an obsessicane.
obsessicane by Vicar of Brevard October 24, 2008

Obsessive Meeting Disorder 

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.
Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

obgestion 

We all cannot accommodate ourselves in the room due to obgestion.
obgestion by uttam maharjan January 17, 2012

obsessively shadowing 

Obsessive attention towards someone you're infatuated with in a controlled environment where both parties regularly see one another at a certain time. These feelings are usually one sided, and usually only felt by the person doing the shadowing.
Ex. Boy: Dude, there's that stalker chick coming our way again.

Boy 2: Stalker? I believe she's obsessively shadowing. She only does this while here at school and in between two out of 9 total class periods. Otherwise, she tries hard to NOT graduate up to stalker.

*girl walks past them, glancing at boy 2 with a smile. He smiles back, and boy 1 looks shocked.*

Boy 2: See what I mean, she's harmless.

Boy: I'd still pull her aside to talk about this, just to be sure.

Boy 2: Yeah, I guess. But all 7 periods, she doesn't even come anywhere near me at all. Outside of school, she's doing her own thing. If she were stalking, she would be doing it 24/7/365 and she would be doing it after school as well as during school.