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Obliterbate

Masturbating so much that you completely exhaust your semen supply.
James was jacking off so much last night that when he came for the fourteenth time, there was nothing left. He's quite the compulsive obliterbater.
by Arturo8898 April 17, 2010
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obligift

(noun or verb) Portmanteau of "obligatory" and "gift." A gift which must be given but which the giver has not wanted to give or perhaps the receiver to accept.
"So what did you obligift your boss?"
"I got him a scented candle."
by beentheredonethat1 December 26, 2013
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Obligerent

A word used by assholes to prove they are retarded fuckwads that love to jerk themselves off at work.
Paul loves to say he is obligerent.
by Phuckpall May 11, 2018
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Obliverate

When one is Obliverated, they are in for a good shagging!
by mrdoos June 1, 2018
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Racial obligation

the obligation of a race to continue that race, or an excuse as to why you got pregnant (only applicable when the person, or persons are of the same race)
dude, the white people in this town are running low, well i guess that give us the racial obligation to knock a girl up

But dad! he knocked me up cause we have a racial obligation to continue our race
by wikidgirl420 February 5, 2010
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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
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orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.
Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.
by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019
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