Nurse

a woman or man at school who offers everyone ice packs if they are bleeding or hurt.
Guy 1:I need a ambulance! My leg was cut off!
Nurse: Relax. Don’t be dramatic, here’s a icepack.
by moodjoody June 21, 2021
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Nurses maid elbow

When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!

Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
by Icanandidid November 2, 2019
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nurse blood

The suggestion that nurses and healthcare workers are constantly exposed to illness/disease that they have more immunity and tolerance in their blood.
“Amanda has worked at the hosptial for almost 10 years and never takes a sick day. She’s got that nurse blood!”
by NurseCharles April 3, 2022
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icu nurse

The baddest of the nurses. Holy grail of nursing. The smartest and hottest of the nurses.
Only the smartest and hottest can be an icu nurse
by anonymous June 14, 2022
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reverse nursing

Pissing into your empty beer receptacle rather than going to the bathroom. Instigated by laziness or lack of access to proper facilities.
The line to the bathroom is probably way too long, and jeter is on deck, so i may have to do some reverse nursing under my coat...
by janitor jeff May 2, 2005
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