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Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.
Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019
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Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.
Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.
by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014
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Nursing the cat

It’s when you are taking longer than necessary
In response to some taking a long time to make a play in a card game, “hey! You’re nursing the cat over there!”
by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021
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bowl nursing

when someone in a bong group takes forever to smoke a bowl, and sits there with the bong in hand while the rest of the group waits, considered a dick move. also known as cone nursing
guy in group: Dude are you going to smoke that bowl man?
guy with bong: yeah course
guy in group: then hurry the fuck up man your bowl nursing!
by ty148 May 10, 2017
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nurse monke

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
Patient: Nurse Monke is a good nurse

Rehab: Thank you monke
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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