Naked Women 

An 8 year old who felt like being naughty and snuck upstairs in their mom's room and went on their laptop to search 'Naked Women' which as he grew older had a porn addiction which led to his divorce with his wife leading his life to drugs and alcohol who soon grew an interest into prostitutes when on one occasion the condom broke but before the baby is born the prostitute has as an abortion with the money he have her and leaving him with no money who is now in debt and bankrupt who then died to suicide.

Shit dude I'm scared I just searched 'Naked Women' and im now scared for my life HELP!!!

Naked Women by [N A M E] October 12, 2019

nuded up

nu·ded up

adj.

1 : not covered by clothing : NUDE
2 : devoid of customary or natural covering : BARE: as a : not enclosed in a sheath or scabbard <a naked sword> b : not provided with a shade <a naked lightbulb> c : of a plant or one of its parts : lacking pubescence or enveloping or subtending parts d : lacking foliage or vegetation e of an animal or one of its parts : lacking an external covering (as of hair, feathers, or shell)
3 a : scantily supplied or furnished b : lacking embellishment : UNADORNED
4 : devoid of concealment or disguise

Well, the maid opened the door and there I was, nuded up. All I could say was 'Hey?'

nuded up by 87natty June 23, 2007

naked run 

When one plays through a video game (usually an RPG) with no equipped armor or other stat boosters. Makes for an extremely challenging and interesting gaming experience (especially because your character often will be naked without equipped armor/items).

Gamer 1: Have you tried out Dragon Age: Origins yet?

Gamer 2: I got it the day it came out! I've already completed a naked run!

Gamer 1: Really?!

Gamer 2: Yeah, it was VERY challenging, and it was funny to watch my character run around in his skivvies.

Gamer 1: Sounds awesome! I might have to play in my briefs along with my character.

Gamer 2: ...

naked run by expert_gamer February 1, 2010

switch-naked 

Term you use when some one does something, in the world of extreme sports, that you could easily do. It's a figure of speech meaning you could do the same thing switch, riding or spinning the opposite way you normaly do, and naked, taking, away the security of clothing, hence if you fell you would be naked and scrape your behind. Sometimes it good to actually do things switch-naked.

Leighton did sweet trick, but Adam did it switch-naked.

switch-naked by Stuy The One (Lewis) October 1, 2005

nuke 

1. a Navy term meaning "overthink" that implies you are thinking like a nuke (as defined in the second definition).
2. a person in the Navy, either enlisted or officer, who has had nuclear training and currently works in the field. These people require a higher pre-entrance testing score on their ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) and tend to be smarter than the average person in the Navy, and many times tend to lack common sense.

(for definition 1):
"Don't nuke it."
"You are nuking it."

(for definition 2):
"I just finished training as a nuclear electrician, so now I'm officially a nuke!"
"You're not technically a nuke, but you sure think like one."
"You're such a nuke!"

nuke by deepspace10 December 7, 2011

duke nukem forever 

The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.

Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.

Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!

duke nukem forever by colonel numbnuts December 23, 2010

Naked Women 

The best thing in the world.

Naked Women are better then double-dong dildo's & hey! That shit's pretty damn good. :)

Naked Women by BRiTTANY BREAKDOWN July 26, 2006