Nolan

Trash, the complete embodiment of what a queer strives to become

Your such a Nolan

by Stupuko November 28, 2016

nonane

Someone who is very attractive.

Wow, he's a major nonane.

by trusolja December 23, 2004

Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010

Nolan

The guy who sounds like nails on a chalkboard but has the personality of once in a life time. Someone named Nolan is a total spaz who most likely needs to go to a mental hospital for a check in every once in awhile

Nolan is a bitchass

by Sex jew ate March 6, 2019

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

nolando

a cool guy with anger issues but most of the time cool just don’t piss a nolando off he’s good looking

nolando is a very good person

by ghggggggggggghhhhgggg November 26, 2019

Nolan The Seabreeze

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends

Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad

by Koichi Hirose_ July 12, 2020