donkeypunch81's definitions

rusty trombone

A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling

That kinky german chick gave me a rusty trombone.

by donkeypunch81 April 26, 2006

Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010