mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

Mutual Awesomeness

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'

Look at those two over there, they must be experiencing Mutual Awesomeness.

by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

respected mutual

Indicates a genuine kind message interaction with other people/entities online.

"I'm very proud of you, my respected mutual. Don't recall how we found each other but am glad we did. This is good work. "

"appreciate the kind words, my respected mutual."

by Exosfeer July 6, 2024

Mutual bothering

Usually found in siblings, a balance found between people in which they annoy, and get in the other(s)' hair to their exact tolerance where they can take no more, but expecting the same done to you

My brother and I have a system of mutual bothering where we annoy the crap out each other until the other is about to snap.

by PiN3cOnE1 September 3, 2017

Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.

Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.

by troyboy4life April 16, 2012

mutual haters

Similar to the term mutual friends, mutual haters are two or more individuals who form a bond through their shared disdain of a person, place, or thing.

Person one: yo, I hate that group of people
Person two: YOOO SAME
A third person: y'all are like mutual haters
Josh: sup I'm Josh

by NathanielJoesephCambell July 27, 2024