Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018

Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.

"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"

by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008