Munt Stain

A Munt stain is the male version of cunt stain
Aka " Your a stupid Munt Stain Ben Matthews "
by Wiggabytes July 18, 2020
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munted gunty

A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.
Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.
by Therterkerjerbs August 28, 2023
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Turbo Munt

the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo
guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor
by true wozzie January 03, 2022
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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 09, 2021
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Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.
I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!
by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009
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munt boots

Fur topped sheepkin footwear, orinally started by the Ugg boot, worn all year long by Chavs with inappropriate dress sense
Hey Ian look at that Chav wearing munt boots in the middle of summer! What a munter!
by Andrew Lidstone October 20, 2007
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