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blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!
by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003
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mummys boy

A complete wuss and is very sensitive. A mummys boy is the type of kid from the ages of 3 to about 33 (I've never met any bloke above!) that will not spend more than a day away from his mum. They are overfriendly and their mums actually enjoy the attention from their sons (and personally, watchin ma lil bro all over my mum makes me feel sick! Lol).
My lil bro is a typical mummys boys
by Liv Ma**in July 2, 2006
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Cock Mummy

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.
Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy
by BeBoSmu December 17, 2007
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mummylover

I think Vic's a mummylover...
by GuineVir August 23, 2009
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mulpy

Means Mulpy like. Comes from The Day Today.
by Moonlice March 25, 2005
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Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it
"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"
by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008
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