Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018
Get the Guito Mosquitomug. The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013
Get the Mosquitoesmug. by The_politibro February 25, 2024
Get the Mosquito Datingmug. Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!
by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023
Get the Mosquito gangmug. the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010
Get the mosquito feelingmug. by Handle68 May 21, 2016
Get the Mosquitomug. by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023
Get the Mosquito-Itchmug.