Mozzarella

Verb; The act of sexually pleasuring one's self

I don't have a girlfriend, so I have to mozzarella.

by SquiggleTitz July 25, 2010

mozart

Mr. Mozart was born in a great country. He lived for a long time and did stuff to make himself famous. 1 second after he turned 18, his father, seeing his talent for achieving beauty, sent him on a flight to JFK airport in new york. He then signed contracts with many famous record labels and spread his name. His greatest hits were debuted and became a instant success on Broadway. Mr. Mozart died of choking on a toothpick while eating at the White House. He is one man to be remembered.

Man 1:"Hey look it's mr. mozart!"
Man 2:"OMG! YEZ IZ HIM OMG IM GONNA PAZZ OUT!"
Mr. Mozart:"Yay!"

by ilovecows December 14, 2008

Gender neutral monarch

A gender neutral monarch is a neutral term for a king or a queen.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Wow Forest is such a gender neutral monarch!🏳️ 🌈

by Maddie12345678987654321 July 16, 2020

MONARCA

The last name given to Sicilian scum !

Hey, Sebby, you are nothing but an ignorant, bald-headed low life with a classless blond tramp wife named M.A.

by Bonita August 21, 2003

mozart

The most overated musician ever. Mozart is what is called: 'Mainstream Classical' other types like this are Bach and Beethoven etc. This is classical for people who've listened to nothing better. Modernday tranceproducer Arksun is musically more skilled than Mozart was in his day. Just because Mozart was the greatest of his days he is still remembert as a the musical genious of times but he is not, There are musicians far more skilled than mozart was nowadays. I like classical, don't get me wrong, yet Mozart is certainly not the musical genious he is acclaimed to be.

A. pmfg Mozart is teh ch00nm3istro!!!111one!! 111eleven!!!!11exclmationpointone!!!111
B. What other composer do you know then?
A. pmgz!!!11 b4ch and teh beethovenz0rz!!!111one
B. ever heard of grieg or faure?
A. wh0???////slashslash???///

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 6, 2005

monaro

A crappy looking car that looks like it was made in the twenties.

HAHA! That guy is driving a Monaro.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

Monarchy

A group of gay men

“Ya’ll are a monarchy, just a bunch of queens!”

by SweetBabeAspy October 2, 2018