Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
Get the Mongolian Swamp Donkey mug.Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.
Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
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A form of falatio where the male partner squats over the face of the other partner and proceeds to violently penetrate the mouth and throat; Facefucking
by Dpaugh January 2, 2009
Get the Brazilian Mongoose mug.the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.
while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.
by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006
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-What are you a retard?!
-No tu mama es Mongolica!
-No your Mother is a retard!
-What are you a retard?!
-No tu mama es Mongolica!
-No your Mother is a retard!
by Kisshys March 21, 2008
Get the mongolico mug.One who is so bad ass it's hard to look at them; those people you know will be related to fifteen percent of the world by their fiftieth burthday
by Khanadian wapster February 18, 2015
Get the Mongol mug.a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure
so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch
by Momo10 May 16, 2010
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