Mitchell Plaisted

A fucking boss but he can be a dick sometimes hes got a tiny tweeter and his piss is orange sometimes but his shit is FUCKING PURPLE its so weird

Mitchell the fucking Dick had a big pussy cat in his mouth
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude

by cool person who has a tiny pp November 27, 2016

Mitchell high school

A worthless hell hole filled with cum guzzling sluts who want their hell holes filled. Every teacher in the school is a joke and can't comprehend shit. Full of gangs, fuck boys, furries, and skanks who all think they run the school. A true shit show unrivaled in its mediocrity.

Hey do you know anyone at that shit hole, Mitchell high school?
Nah man fuck everyone there

by FuckMitchell666 December 4, 2018

simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

nig mitchell

A white coon roaming the streets of East London, he has a hatred for the gays as he broke into some faggot`s house and fucks their bum. PRETTY GAY, he can fuck up pretty much any gang with his coon powers and he a baseball bat crated from the souls of black slaves which he uses to beat up chavs with.

nig mitchell :Ben are you a faggot!
Ben : Yes dad succ me off
nig mitchell :No! * shoves dick into son*

by Pundaivan January 26, 2019

Mr Mitchell

A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.

“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.

by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019

Mitchell

Kinda cringe bro

Dude stop being a Mitchell.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019