The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

The psyops method

Ban anyone for doing anything remotely funny cos you're a loser with nothing to do + he's Brazilian :thumbsup: :sob:

dude this discord moderator is using the psyops method

by goyardshoppingbags August 30, 2023

the thrinky method

When you beat your dick connecting your thumb and pinky finger together

How do you beat yo dick?
Oh I use the thrinky method.

by Gay-Nation March 21, 2023

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

The Pull Method

Once in the air once in her hair

The Pull Method, alternative to birth control, pull out or congrats on the new brats

by Paddycakes at party boyz April 16, 2022

The Veitch method

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)

by Ethan.M July 20, 2022