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cato meteo selte

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)
Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends
by i'msmary March 23, 2023
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give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.
"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"
by HRabbit November 10, 2016
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The Young Metro Paradox

The manipulation of the common hip-hop phrase "If Young Metro Don't Trust You, I'mma Shoot you", in a way where said shooter trusts you, therefore being unable to shoot you and defying Young Metro and his trust, causing another shooter to shoot the individual who decided to break Young Metro's trust after refusing to shoot you, which could carry on to multiple people.
Shooter: "Young Metro ordered me to shoot you because you broke his trust"
You: "You trust me though therefore you break his trust, causing the Young Metro Paradox."
Shooter: *Shoots*
You: "Poggers"
by 1ano March 8, 2021
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Meteorologist

Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time
The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.
by Latisha Marie August 24, 2019
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Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.
That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!
by YoungJensen January 23, 2011
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The Dick Meter

n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!

That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008
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metro

guy that is not gay but has feminine characteristics
That guys looks so metro with that salmon colored shirt on.
by ryan senters December 13, 2003
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