Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
by Purple Koala October 19, 2011
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Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
by Chester Killer April 03, 2015
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honk-o-meter

The measurement device used by Santino Marella to compare his reign as WWE Intercontinental Champion to the Honky Tonk Man's record reign.
Santino brought out the honk-o-meter and got his ass kicked by Batista
by stevextremo October 03, 2008
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swag-0-meter

the level at how extremely cool u show urself.
YO ELEE HAS A SWAG-0-METER OF 10. SHES OFF THE CHAIN.
by elee23! February 23, 2010
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mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives
"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"
by Leah March 03, 2005
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One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.
Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.
by 300 meter hurdle racer October 24, 2010
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give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.
"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"
by HRabbit November 11, 2016
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