Mendel

Probably Jewish or jew hating, commonly British, believes in a monster called shmutz, beloved by the devils of the wolf young, ultimately Mendel’s will convince themselves that they are sex gods since they typically have several penises protruding from their bellies

Beware, for that is a mendel walking before us, and none know their true capabilities

by Dr. John Albacore January 23, 2018

mendez

(noun) a soft brown pillow commonly used to stick in between ones legs while sleeping.

I slept great last night with my mendez stuffed tightly between my legs.

by Mendez Muncher (M.M. for short) June 22, 2006

Dirty Mendes

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.

Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.

by HT Titan June 24, 2005

mendaciloquence

The capacity to speak in a deceitful, but artful and convincing way.

Senator Obama was elected president largely on the basis of his stirring mendaciloquence.

by Mendaciloquent October 13, 2011

Mendoza

To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.

Also referred to as giving a facial.

He is such an ass hole, he gave me a Mendoza.

She is so hot, I'm going to Mendoza her tonight.

by nrgray9 September 12, 2011

Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.

1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

Dirty Mendez

A type of dance where you clean your ass on someone else's leg. A very dirty dance.

There was no paper in the club restroom so I'm going to do the Dirty Mendez on the dance floor.

by Jesus "Chuy June 19, 2008