Don't matter

Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Oooh~ I woh leh you goooo
Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you

You to your PlayStation amidst your exams: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter, nooo 'cuz I got you

by woahyou'recool March 23, 2021

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

Mafter

when you can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, but they have kids. mother and father put together.

person 1: hey, look at that kids mafter!

person 2: dude, it's so hairy!

mother father shim

by kkgirls27 December 30, 2009

Mantech

A strategy used by gay men to attempt to sleep with straight men.

Eric: "I'm going out to the sports bar tonight. I've got Brett Favre's quarterback rating memorized from the last 10 years."

Adam: "Sounds like decent mantech, but Tom Brady's completion percentage from '04 might have a better chance of snagging you some"

by antipattern December 23, 2010

Maitexa

I looked up this name, and there were no definitions which is sad. So I will make one. Maitexa is a pretty cool girl. But shes mean 2. and a little crazy. She has brown eyes and is very loud, but people like that because shes funny. She cares about you and will make u smile. We all love maitexa!

Hey is that maitexa?

Yea, I heard she goes to SEATTLE GIRLS SCHOOL

by pwiotrupwoja May 28, 2019

Maite

Maite is hard to explain. She can make you fall in love, make you angry, calm you down, frighten you, help you, annoy you and fight you; in immense quantities and often all at the same time. She would give her life for the people she loves; she will never leave you alone: if you need help, she will be with you. She has the most beautiful dark eyes you've ever seen and if you can make them teary, you'll know you don't need anything more than that. Don't expect her to make quick decisions, there is nothing more difficult than that, but when she is sure of what she wants, she won't let anything stand in her way. She does the best petting, but she can also tickle you for half an hour non-stop and leave you tired from all the fighting. She seduces you with her look and makes you fall in love with her way of being; her walk will drive you crazy and her laugh will make you the happiest person in the universe. If she hugs you, you will see how your whole being calms down; if she kisses you, you will feel like the luckiest human being; if she gives you a fixed look with her loving face, you will notice how all the rest of the world disappears for a few seconds. She is one of the best people you will ever meet; it won't be easy to be with her, but it is so worth it. To really get to know her is a one-way trip: she has made me fall in love a little bit more every day of my life.

Maite has the most beautiful dark eyes.

by AgusParadios November 23, 2021

Matteney

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.

OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.

by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013