cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

put paper in the copy machine

Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.

Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.

by gussyvanpuglestine September 10, 2014

machi

way of addressing friends in south india, esp., in the city of Chennai. the word comes from the word "machan" in tamil(a south indian language) which means brother of one's wife or fiance'.
The word is mostly used in slang and not in literary works.

Machi, how r u?

how did u do the exam, machi?

by Shabri girish February 13, 2004

machine gun masturbation

To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.

Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.

by B ryan October 6, 2006

Mathieu

Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever

that guy has a Mathieu of a penis

by begalfull April 23, 2009

Mark Mathis

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.

Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.

by owltrader January 9, 2011

vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

by solidguyger March 14, 2011