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Marnoosey

Someone that has the distinct facial features and or physical characteristics of an animal belonging to the rodent class.
"That girl with the overbite and stray whiskers is a total marnoosey"
"That girl with the overbite and stray whiskers is a total marnoosey"
by Aystin Schaffer December 14, 2008
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markolepsy

when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early
"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."
by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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Macnology

Radical technology that helps the home slice mac (attack!!!)
Hey baby, peep my bluetooth--a prime example of supreme macnology
by Admantheradman Macattack Sr. January 18, 2009
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marmolijo

a family known for being in a gang known as AKP.....crazy mofos that are always in the newspaper in orange county...
have you heard of the marmolijo's?
yes them filipino's be crazy.
we had to move out of o.c. cuz of them man.
by napkilla July 16, 2010
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Markolepsy

mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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Marmolling

The act of shoving your penis up a cow's anus repeatedly until the cow starts to moo. From then you milk the cow from two of its tits and rub the milk over your asshole until your able to create a gallon of milk.
Joeseph went down to the farm and started marmolling in the local pastures.
by Doss38 January 17, 2011
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marnot

a meatcutter that thinks he knows everything. also could potentially be a russian cosmonot. he likes to handle his sausage with great force.
look at marnot, that crazy meatdick. He sure likes handling his cocktail wiener.
by farmer89 April 9, 2011
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