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Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".
by JimmyJimJim May 18, 2012
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the matador

1. When someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping ass and you side step then throw them down and beat the shit out of them.
2. The name given to when a chick tricks you into having sex with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. Warren: I am going to get you mofo!
Me (after kicking some ass): You just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. Nate: How was it?
Me: She gave me the matador treatment!
Nate: O, damn i hope you bought new sheets.
by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008
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mladost

A district in the capital of Bulgaria - Sofia.It is known for its residents and their mass ignorance of nature, culture and anything near sophistication.
There are special admitance rules about entering "mladost" some what simmiliar to the rules about the old Soviet-Union countries.
-Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
-I have to go to "mladost" *shivers* .
-Wow,are you well prepared?
-Yhep, got my shotgun and armored vest today, and the vignete also.
-Ok,I wish you luck, call me IF you come back!
by Philip Stoynov February 6, 2008
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Marina Maldonado

by BaileChica August 24, 2011
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Mamadouche

The worst of insults. Pretty much the mother (hence the name) To be used on ex-bfs and parental units all the time
Dude! My ex-bf is such a mamadouche he totally stalked me here!
by kinkyyyyzzz June 15, 2010
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Maldo

Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.
Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.
by Eric 425 June 2, 2018
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National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th
Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!
by Jangularity October 25, 2020
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